RE: A reasonably clean joke thread - 79

Zitat von zer0netgain im Beitrag #1170

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Zitat von BEARR im Beitrag #1169

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I wondered how that plastic bottle wound up in my toilet:

"Microplastics discovered in human penises for the first time"

https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/19/health/mi...ness/index.html

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There are worse things one could find in a man’s penis.

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Gee, wessie...how is it you have stuff like that at your fingertips? I hope not from personal experience!

Zitat von wessie im Beitrag #1174

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thank David Attenborough & Alan Whicker for educating my teenage mind about nature, culture and geography

when someone tells you about a fish in the Amazon that likes to be in your bladder or urethra you tend not to forget

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Zitat von Lee im Beitrag #1182

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Here is this morning's garbage can joke:

When the local garbage disposal company changed to those new fangled wheelie bins for domestic waste.
This guy had not put his new bin out and they went up and asked "where's your bin" and he replied, "well I bin down the coast at the beach".
So they asked again, "no, where's ya bin" and he replied " I told ya, I bin down the coast at the beach".
They were getting frustrated at this stage and said " no, where's ya wheelie bin" to which he said 'well I wheelie bin in jail but don't usually tell people that " .